This weekend, I will venture to NYC to watch Jason Segel host SNL with musical guest Florence + the Machine.  As you may know, Segel has co-written and will star in the new Muppet movie. My fingers are very tightly crossed that this means there will be Muppets on SNL.

Let me rephrase that. This weekend, I might meet The Muppets when I Take my trip to Manhattan.

EFFING. SQUEE.

Joe, I love you. But Kermit has always been my true love. He obviously has a thing for bossy fat chicks, so if I he meets me, well…

I’ll send you a postcard from our honeymoon.