I caught bits and pieces of a story on NPR the other day about how scientists believe there is “dark energy” filling the “void in space.” You guys know what that really means, right?

In the first 20 seconds of this story, she actually says, “Dark energy seems to exist where scientists once said there was nothing.”

Next, I want you to watch this clip and then could you do me a solid and look through your contacts to see if you have the Childlike Empress’s home number? She’s stopped responding to my texts.