A drunk, an ex straight edge kid, and a teetotaler walk into a bar. Except it’s not a bar, it’s my basement studio, and we end up recording a whole podcast together. Do you have regrets from drinking and wish you could cut back? Or do you abstain because of your prudish upbringing? You can be a barfly on the wall for the entire conversation.

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Intro 00:00
– Doug is back! Milton is new!
– Thanks for the better title, Newt! I also loved “The Bourne Identiteetotal.”
– Don’t forget to check out our sponsors over at Arcade Comedy Theater!
– We have a new Facebook page! You should “Like” us.

Pod Pourri 04:23
– Doug talks drinking, Milton talks straight edge, and I admit to being a goody-goody.

Facebook Says 53:42
– New absurd jingle! I mean, really.
– I asked and you delivered, Facebook. Rug-burned boobs are a thing.

Games People Play 57:24
– Straight edge and teetotaling trivia! Which I completely made up!
– You might learn something. Please forgive us.

Outro 01:00:24
– I finally read some reviews on the air! You guys are too kind. And weird.
– These guys are on Twitter under @DJMuddy @rivalsanlendo!
– They’re also both on Instagram at @DJMuddy and @gamera138!
– My musical comedy duo Bait & Switch will be at Arcade Comedy Theater on Friday, April 19 for Fireside Chat with Mark & Jonathan, which is in late night talk show format!

Got any of your own drinking/teetotaler stories to share? Hit me up in the comments!